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Hull Breach

The first teaser for Mass Effect 2 tells us that Spectre Shepard is killed in action. A couple months later, the game’s executive producer says Shepard “better not be [dead].” Then last week, a Pre-E3 vid was released, showing what … Continue reading

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IM Conversation #7

mike d: http://kotaku.com/5157628/your-first-brief-look-at-mass-effect-2 Tai: You know, that ended exactly how I hoped it would end. mike d: a bit dramatic, but i likey Tai: I was thinking that it would be impractical to play the game as Sheephard. Tai: It’d … Continue reading

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This is the Painkiller

Planets devastated Mankind’s on its knees A savior comes from out the skies In answer to their pleas Through boiling clouds of thunder Blasting bolts of steel Evils going under deadly wheels He is the painkiller This is the painkiller

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Late Introductions from a QA Tester

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Funny Games

”You ask why are we doing this, and my reason is enjoyment. Doctors say I don’t have long to live. Who knew me at twenty-two was the halfway point of my life. I was always fascinated in looking into the … Continue reading

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Castlevania Order of Ecclesia

Last week I picked up Castlevania Order of Ecclesia for the DS. The game continues the gameplay mechanics of the two previous DS titles, and introduces a Glyph system. Up to three Glyphs can be equipped, acting as physical attacks … Continue reading

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IM Conversation #6

mike d: i played a bit of too human.  those controls take some getting used to mike d: “ooh, what’s over there?” *hits the right analog, char goes apeshit with his sword* Tai: Yeah.  It isn’t terrible. Tai: You downloaded … Continue reading

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There is a light that never goes out

“That last attack, Savior is now operating at 30% of its crew.  Alex and I are the only Orbitals left, with the Captain acting as helmsman, comms, and engineer.  My first impression of the Captain – unimpressive, maybe a bit … Continue reading

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IM Conversation #5

mike d: “Tomb Raider: Underworld™ represents a new advancement in exploration-based gameplay. As the fearless adventurer Lara Croft, players explore, raid and solve the mysteries of exotic locations around the world, each designed in breathtaking high-definition visual fidelity that creates … Continue reading

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You Can Look, But You Can’t Touch

You’ve selected the porn you want to watch based on your preferences for the session. Perhaps you chose her because she reminds you of someone. Perhaps you chose her for her ethnicity. For her shape. Her expressions, because her moaning … Continue reading

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